3. Swamp Toad Pie
Music by Brent Lewis
Go down to the mud creek some dark and stormy night,
First you put the toad legs in a greasy pan to fry,
Now add a snappin' turtle, it's just like usin' spice!
Add the heads and innards, and brains and tongues and eyes,
Pour it in the turtle shell and pile it good and high!
The county fair had judges from every walk of life.
The pie began to wiggle as she cut the skin in two.
The snapper bit her greasy lips with toad legs stickin' through!
The others watched her swallow when she finally won the fight, Her sweaty face was grinnin as she cut another bite!
Now she's at the mud creek every dark and stormy night. Catchin' big ol' swamp toads for a tasty treat delight!
Swamp toad pie...Mmmm…that tastes real good. Licking good...swamp toad pie!